I like fantasy.

I don't think you need religion.

I've never been good at improvising.

Medieval learning was really advanced.

Fatherhood is wonderful.

I like my stories once removed.

Oddly, none of the chroniclers who describe this ‘sack of Rome’ seem at all interested in the fact that what was being taken had actually been brought to the city as loot in the first place. And whereas the Romans had destroyed the places from which they took their plunder, not a single building in Rome was destroyed by the Vandals.

Labour had become expensive and your average lord could now make more money out of sheep than he could out of his peasants. There was more wool on sheep, for a start, and you could also eat them – which is possible with peasants but socially taboo – so the lords started to throw the expensive, troublesome and uneatable peasants off their land and replace them with sheep. The.

A newt?” “I got better.

Oddly enough, fear seems to have played a key role in the history of Rome, and despite the might and power of the Romans, there is something curiously desperate about their whole story. It’s almost as if the grandeur of Rome was born of paranoia and desperation.